I was telling my boyfriend about a dream I had last night where he was addicted to porn and he goes, “Babe, that’s retarded… I would never use internet explorer.”
I dreamt that I was riding a camel in a desert. I started having a hard time staying on, so I just jumped off. When I started to walk away the camel lifted his head up from eating a weed or something and said “No!” in a voice that you would imagine a camel having, y’know like deep, but kinda awkward cause animals can’t actually talk. When I kept walking he stretched his neck out towards me and hit me in the side with his head, and believe me, he was strong. I took off running because I had this idea that camels walked everywhere and were too lazy to run, and found this stone wall between these two plateaus. I hopped over the fence and landed on a pile of hard snow. When I wiped the snow away there were 12 tiny gravestone, one right after another, and a voice over suddenly came on and said “You have to make a good story out of it or no one will listen!” I turned back to the stone wall, not paying any mind to the fact that I was hiding on top of a pile of dead baby gravestones, and peaked through a hole in the wall. I took a deep breath as the camel walked by a few yards away from me, and he heard me and looked right at the wall where I was, and started walking towards me quickly. He was about four feet away from the wall when I woke up…
Message me your dreams guys, I’m curious.
… its too early for this bullshit.❞
Me, no matter what time it is.
- Her: Sounds like you have a severe case of the assholes.
- Me: Everybody sucks.
- Her: You outta take a huge tube of Preparation H and rub it on all of them.
- Her: Let that sink in for a minute...
READ THIS PLEASE FOR MY CAT. PLEASE. THANKYOU. HELP SAVE A LIFE. HE NEEDS THIS CHANCE.
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